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want to know they goofy phrases i've heard? well now you can!

"i'll punch you in the feelings" - parker 2/10/22
"I have urgent time to say this, michael afton is coming for my $#@&, he thought it would be funny to rip it off and put it on freddy fazbear" - levi 2/11/22
"hope everything comes out alright" - mr. girt as someone left for the restroom 2/14/22
"clerics are not sugar daddies" - adewin 2/19/22
"sus" - mr kennedy 3/2/22
"if you were happy everyday of your life you'd be a gameshow host" -unknown 3/3/22
"if basic was bad they'd call it bad" - jacob 3/14/22
"there's a door there?" - jacob 3/14/22
"roses are red violets are blue, you're poopy and so are you" - mr. girt 3/23/22
"chronic swamp ass" - connor 4/3/22
"blood loss? no, i know exactly where it is." - klowi 4/16/22
"my ball has a cold!" - mr. mireles 5/19/22
"wet nightmare" - unknown 8/4/22
"ah shit i sneezed and killed 4 people in a head on collision" - jacob 10/20/22
"if a girl wants to have a megalovania between her legs instead of a bonetrousle thats not really my issue is it" - unknown 10/23/22
"stop half-assing things please put your full ass into this" - mr. andrew 12/15/22
"i need to get every autistic white woman and put them all in a bin" - jacob 12/20/22
"it's just like erectile dysfunction but with minecraft" - reese 12/22/22
"im going to slurp you up!" - jacob 12/31/22
"lemme slide into your engineering notebook" - jacob 1/10/23
"a hose strap is just a ziptie meant to be motorized" - forrest 1/12/23
"i'm the best programmer since isaac newton" - forrest 1/17/23
"by golly the mass-murderer is attractive!" - garth 1/21/23
"america is a bit politically-challenged" - frankie 1/30/23
"it'll be really funny if you have cancer" - brian 2/4/23
"i hope someone is on their deathbed and they turn on the news and it's my ass" - jacob 3/31/23
"i will optimus prime the twin towers" - nick 4/8/23
"speak of the devil and blair will appear" - jacob 4/14/23
"i get what he's saying but i just love heroin" - jacob 4/15/23
"don't guilt trip me into being prince charles" - erik 4/18/23
"make your whole group look like that, you'd look like a bunch of unibombers" - mr. andrew 4/20/23
"sex is the exact opposite kind of good as a car accident" - jacob 5/2/23
"can you be my robot sugar daddy" - jacob 5/8/23
"im not racist but i am classist" - garth 5/13/23
"erik keeps unzipping and i get more uncomfortable every time" - jacob 6/2/23
"are you really lactose intolerant if you haven't tried to kill yourself" - gio 7/11/23
"just saying, we could lighten the load with slavery" - jacob 9/2/23
"here comes sigmund freud, number one enemy of the clitoris" - dr leistner 9/5/23
"charlie im so glad we're taking your balls away" - jacob 9/25/23
"so you know there's short people right? why did god do that" - jacob 9/25/23
"the jonagon" - eli 2/6/24
"it's jonagonal!" - jacob 2/6/24